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Congress Recycles More Waste Than Anybody!
Tom Cruise In An Attempt to Keep Off The Endangered Ego List Denies He is Gay!
Democratic Party Proves Its Inablity to Govern Anything But Dog Fights!
Senator Dick Durbin Performs Higher On Stupidity Tests Than Intellligence Tests!
Al Gore Had a Dream That He Could Succeed at Something and Never Woke UP!
Senator Hillary Clinton's Fat Thighs Are Not Fake!
Chelsea Clinton Looks More Like Web Hubbell Every Day!
CIA Secretly Paid Gorbechev $100 Million to Tank the U.S.S.R.
Arafat Was Not A Sheep-Lover, He Preferred Camels Instead!
Hollywood Stars Freak Out - Botox Kills Nerve Endings in Body Parts!
Hugo Chavez Sleeps With Teddy Bears and Little Boys!
PETA Silent on Gerbel Abuse at Hollywood Parties!
Barack Obama Not A Card-Carrying Communist, Card Left at Home!
Hillary Trades Old Worn-Out Broom In Exchange for A New Broom!
Bernanke Lowers Interest Rates to Punish Seniors for Retiring Early!
Bernanke Bails Out U.S. Banks In Hopes of Getting A Real Job!
Angry American Voters Fire Congress for Doing Nothing!
Congress Threatens to Unionize Facing Ouster by American Voters!
How to Get Rich Quick With Your Own Non-Profit Organization!
Congressman Wexler Known for His Pugacious Outlook Candidate for Rehab!
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